90s Teen TV Star Biographies


Confession: I am completely obsessed with the 90s. The fashions, the movies, the music, and especially the TV shows. In honor of my beloved 90s television, I present you with these wonderful 90s teen tv star bios.

Behind the Bell by Dustin Diamond (aka Samuel Powers aka Screech from Saved By the Bell)
Most shocking revelation: Dustin Diamond is a misogynistic ass. Not sure why I was shocked by this given his performance on Celebrity Fit Club.

Jason Priestley: A Memoir by Jason Priestley (aka Brandon Walsh from Beverly Hills 90210)
Most shocking revelation: Tori Spelling tried to hock his wedding invitation for $5 at a yard sale.

Just Between Us by Mario Lopez (aka A.C. Slater from Saved by the Bell)
Most shocking revelation: Ol’ Albert Clifford lost his virginity at 12!

Melissa Explains it All by Melissa Joan Hart (aka Clarissa from Clarissa Explains it All)
Most shocking revelation: The amount of drugs that MJH did. Girl was trippin’.

Normally, This Would be Cause for Concern by Danielle Fishel (aka Topanga from Boy Meets World)
Most shocking revelation: I don’t yet, because I just checked this one out. However, I am still upset that she got to date Lance Bass and I didn’t. NOT FAIR!

BONUS (not a biography)

Slimed!: An Oral History of Nickelodeon’s Golden Age by Mathew Klickstein
Most shocking revelation: The ingredients to all that green slime they dumped on people.


9 Books to Terrify You this Halloween


In honor of the impending Halloween holiday, I’ve comprised a list of 9 books that truly terrified me. Enjoy!

The Amityville Horror by Jay Anson – The most famous haunted house case may or may not be true, but it will still keep you hiding under the covers. I read this in the 7th grade and hid the book because it scared me so much. The next day, it was laying on my bed. My mom had cleaned my room, but I was still freaked out.

Horrorstor by Grady Hendrix – In an attempt to catch a vandal, a group of employees camp out in a furniture store overnight. What they find is much more menacing. Be prepared for fright-induced insomnia.

The Killer Inside Me by Jim Thompson – This novel about a murderous sheriff will have you questioning what kind of sickness lies within everyone you know.

My Friend Dahmer by Derf Backderf – A graphic novel about Jeffery Dahmer’s adolescence written by his high school friend. Dahmer’s transition from disturbed teen to serial killer is unnerving, as is the look into his depressing homelife.

Rosemary’s Baby by Ira Levin – The horror classic about a woman impregnated with the Antichrist will make your blood curdle.

The Silence of the Lambs by Thomas Harris – If you can read this book without getting scared, then you are not human.

The Stranger Beside Me by Ann Rule & Unholy Messenger by Stephen Singular – Yes, more true crime. Reality is more horrifying than fiction. These books are about Ted Bundy and BTK – two of the most gruesome serial killers ever. After reading these, I was constantly checking the locks on my door and windows.

The Telltale Lilac Bush by Ruth Ann Musick – This is a compilation of West Virginia ghost stories. Required reading for any kid who grew up in the state (like me). I recommend starting with “The Little Rag Doll” or “Big John’s Ghost”.

So what is the most terrifying book you’ve ever read?