Confession: I am completely obsessed with the 90s. The fashions, the movies, the music, and especially the TV shows. In honor of my beloved 90s television, I present you with these wonderful 90s teen tv star bios.
Behind the Bell by Dustin Diamond (aka Samuel Powers aka Screech from Saved By the Bell)
Most shocking revelation: Dustin Diamond is a misogynistic ass. Not sure why I was shocked by this given his performance on Celebrity Fit Club.
Jason Priestley: A Memoir by Jason Priestley (aka Brandon Walsh from Beverly Hills 90210)
Most shocking revelation: Tori Spelling tried to hock his wedding invitation for $5 at a yard sale.
Just Between Us by Mario Lopez (aka A.C. Slater from Saved by the Bell)
Most shocking revelation: Ol’ Albert Clifford lost his virginity at 12!
Melissa Explains it All by Melissa Joan Hart (aka Clarissa from Clarissa Explains it All)
Most shocking revelation: The amount of drugs that MJH did. Girl was trippin’.
Normally, This Would be Cause for Concern by Danielle Fishel (aka Topanga from Boy Meets World)
Most shocking revelation: I don’t yet, because I just checked this one out. However, I am still upset that she got to date Lance Bass and I didn’t. NOT FAIR!
BONUS (not a biography)
Slimed!: An Oral History of Nickelodeon’s Golden Age by Mathew Klickstein
Most shocking revelation: The ingredients to all that green slime they dumped on people.